1. Women who have had a baby LOVE to talk about babies. ALL about the babies.
  2. “Its not an illness!”
  3. You will never pay so much attention to your nipples.
  4. Why eat one toasted teacake a day when you can have 2?
  5. Who knew there were SO many things about Tommy that bugged me? Why does he breathe like that? Does he have to blink? Why has it taken him 163 seconds to make me a brew. What made him want Weetabix for breakfast this morning over toast? He should have had toast.
  6. You ¬†will discover a bat shit crazy emotional side of yourself that you didn’t know existed. Think PMS times 100.
  7. Feisty. I’m feisty. (just in case that didn’t come across in point number 6)
  8. You may cry tears of joy if Tesco’s has a full freezer of FAB ice lollies. (Why don’t they put the chocolate and sprinkles AT LEAST over two thirds?)
  9. If you are in direct sunlight for more than 3 minutes you will frazzle. 4 minutes and you may melt.
  10. You will clean things like you are auditioning to be the next Kim or Aggie. I preferred Aggie myself. Be prepared to scrub the kitchen floor like a crazy women, not before you have organised the fridge three times over.

Now here is where you leave me a comment telling me I’m not the only one and how the fun hasn’t even started yet.


1 Comment

  1. July 28, 2018 / 11:44 am

    My friend is 20 weeks and she would add ‘you will have wild and whacky dreams about baby being born in Morrisons’ to this list. It’s a 9 month rollercoaster!

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